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| Smells like someone who hasn't showered in a week |
First the bad news: it was a favorite of Napoleon. Of course, Napoleon was a bit of a weirdo so that might not be so bad. This is promising: Epoisses smells so bad that it has been banned from public transport throughout France. Cheese that smells so bad it is treated like a nuclear waste is certainly promising. And not only is it dangerously smelly, but it's also runny. We're starting to really like this cheese. Then there's this, and the HotelClub Travel Blog probably says it best: "if it starts to smell too strongly of ammonia, you should throw it away because it’s no longer edible. If it smells like someone who hasn’t showered in a week, enjoy!" Hey! Our Stink Week stinkers aren't going to shower for a week! This might be the perfect cheese for us. Let's continue the countdown just to be sure.
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| 'Monster' cheese - Be afraid. Be very afraid. |
Eww. Munster. Yeah, that's a stinky cheese. They call it 'monster' cheese because it's so frightening. The smell growls at you from the shadows and threatens to rip your nostrils out. They could make a horror movie about munster. The HotelClub Travel blog says that a 3-month old munster is not something to be messed with. It smells just like sweaty feet. And nothing makes the mouth water quite like sweaty feet. Or is it 'makes the eyes water.' Either way, this is definitely a worthy candidate for official cheese of Stink Week.
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