Stink Week Mascot Nominee



The walrus may be smelly but at least they are ugly. 

The walrus is one of the least attractive animals in the world.  Did you know that it also is one of the smelliest, too?  That's right.  The walrus is both homely and stinky.  This is because 50 pounds of raw fish and clams go in to, and out of, the walrus every day.  And they like to 'flipper paint' themselves and their surroundings with the stuff that they produce, if you know what we mean.  Nothing like covering yourself in something you've already, um, used.  We're gagging just thinking about it.  The walrus, ladies and gentlemen, an excellent candidate for Stink Week Mascot.